paisler

'Why did you fail math again?' 'Because my paisler neighbor told me to.'

'He tried to start a band. It was just him yelling into a trash can.'

'He asked for a promotion, then fell asleep during the meeting.'

'I tried to ask him for help. He just stared at me like I was asking for his soul.'

'He tried to fix the internet, then broke the TV.'

'He yelled at a pigeon and got suspended from work.'

'He claimed he invented the wheel, then blamed it on a squirrel.'

'He got promoted. Then he blamed his coworker for the coffee spill.'

'He took all the glory but forgot to show up to work.'

'He tried to cook dinner. It looked like a war zone.'

'He said he could fix the printer. Now the whole office is screaming.'

'He gave a speech, then forgot what he was talking about.'

'He tried to be a rapper. It sounded like he was being chased by a donkey.'

'He wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.'

'He tried to flirt, then asked if he looked fat.'