Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy addiction to paisley that makes you ignore all common sense

I’d rather die than wear a shirt without paisley on it.

She texted me a photo of a paisley toilet paper roll at 2 AM.

He bought a whole house just so he could put paisley wallpaper in every room.

2

When you can’t stand anything that isn't covered in paisley and it drives you nuts

He yelled at the waiter for bringing a plain napkin.

She cried when her dog stepped on a non-paisley tile.

He tried to replace the sky with a paisley background.

3

A sickness where you see paisley everywhere and it’s the worst thing ever

He stared at his coffee for 10 minutes because it wasn’t paisley.

She screamed when she saw a plain chair.

He tried to turn his cat into a paisley pattern.

4

A love so strong for paisley that it turns you into a total lunatic

He threw a tantrum when he saw a plain shirt.

She drew paisley on her neighbor’s face with markers.

He tried to marry a paisley rug.

5

When paisley is your whole life and you can’t stand anything else

He refused to eat unless his plate was covered in paisley.

She turned her bedroom into a paisley cave.

He got fired because he drew paisley on the boss’s head.

6

You get so worked up about paisley it makes your brain explode

She yelled at the TV for showing a plain movie.

He started crying when he saw a non-paisley shirt.

He threw his phone out the window because it wasn’t paisley.