Paislee

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Paislee is a psychic fairy who can read your mind and your mom’s Facebook posts. They know your secrets before you even whisper them and can tell if you’re lying about eating that whole pizza. They’re the type to drop out of school and start a cult by age 15.
Paislee texted me: ‘You’ve been crying again. Your eyes are leaking.’ I had no idea I was crying.
She told my crush he was ‘spiritually connected’ to me before we even talked.
She predicted I’d fail my math test because I ‘looked like a confused potato.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paislee is a sweet girl who can be a total witch if you make her mad. She’s the type to make you feel like the love of your life one minute and then send you a group text with your ex’s name in it the next.
My best friend Paislee sent me a text: ‘You’re a fake friend. I’m gonna go be best friends with Gracie.’
She told me she was ‘dying inside’ because I didn’t bring her candy for her birthday. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
She said, ‘You’re gonna regret this,’ and then told my crush I had a ‘huge forehead.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paislee is a dumb blonde who thinks she’s the queen of the world and somehow got friends with Gracie, the most annoying girl ever. She probably thinks she’s in a movie and not just in a regular class.
Paislee said, ‘I’m so popular, I don’t even need to try.’
She told me Gracie was ‘the best friend ever’ even though Gracie once drew on her face with permanent marker.
She claimed she was ‘in a movie’ and not just sitting in math class like the rest of us.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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