Paising

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A Chinese dialect that makes you feel like your face is on fire and your grandma is judging you.

My cousin failed math and his face turned red like a tomato at a Chinese buffet.

My brother tripped in front of the whole class and it was like a horror movie.

I told a joke and nobody laughed, and it felt like I was in a burning cage.

The tiniest, most useless coin ever made, like trying to pay for a soda with a grain of sand.

I had to count 24 paise like it was a treasure hunt and I still didn’t get it.

My uncle tried to pay with a 25 paise coin and got laughed at like he was a clown.

I spent 6 paise on a pencil and it was worth every penny (or paise).

When someone compliments you so hard it feels like they’re trying to give you a medal with a spoon.

My teacher said I was the best student ever, and I felt like I was going to explode.

My crush told me I was cute, and it was like I was being praised by a unicorn.

My mom said I cooked the best pizza ever, and I think I might have cried.