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A dumb fat trans person who shoves straws up their dog’s butt and sucks out the poop like it's a goddamn garbage disposal

My dog just got a new toy. It's a straw. And it's covered in smelly poop.

That dog looks like it's been through hell and it's still eating my furniture.

I came home to find my dog crying and my vacuum cleaner laughing.

A fat ugly trans person who uses their dog as a human poop machine and then makes it do tricks for snacks

My dog now does the moonwalk for a piece of bread. And I’m not even happy about it.

That dog is tired, but it still has to dance for its life.

I just saw my dog vomit on the carpet because it's too busy being a poop slave.

A stupid trans person who shoves straws up their dog’s butt and then screams at it when it doesn’t do what they want

That dog just peed on my neighbor's lawn. And I'm still mad about the straws.

I told my dog to be quiet, but now it's screaming with a straw in its butt.

The dog won't stop barking. It’s like it's trying to tell me something.