Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A paisey is a drunk, immoral pig from the West Country who thinks they're the king of the world and will sleep with anything that breathes.

'I saw a paisey in the pub. He was shouting at a pigeon.'

'My uncle's a paisey. He married his cousin's best friend's dog.'

'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'

2

A paisey is like a drunk, foul-mouthed slug from the West Country who thinks they're god and will have sex with anything that moves.

'That paisey tried to kiss my grandma's cat.'

'My teacher said I was being a paisey for fighting over a sandwich.'

'The paisey in the shop threw a chair at a goat.'

3

A paisey is a drunk, rude, West Country rat who thinks they're the best and will sleep with anything that breathes.

'That paisey tried to propose to my goldfish.'

'My dad said I was acting like a paisey for stealing his chips.'

'The paisey in the pub fought a cow over a pint.'

4

A paisey is a West Country drunk who has no morals, hates everyone, and will have sex with anything that moves.

'The paisey in the street tried to kiss my dog.'

'My mum called me a paisey for eating all the cake.'

'That paisey fought a chicken over a biscuit.'

5

A paisey is like a drunk, foul-smelling West Country monster who has no morals and will sleep with anything that breathes.

'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'

'My teacher said I was being a paisey for fighting over a sandwich.'

'The paisey in the shop threw a chair at a goat.'

6

A paisey is a West Country drunk with no sense, who will sleep with anything that moves and hate everyone.

'I saw a paisey in the pub. He was shouting at a pigeon.'

'My uncle's a paisey. He married his cousin's best friend's dog.'

'That paisey tried to flirt with my goldfish.'