Paisa Cauca

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A rich white Colombian from Medellin who thinks they're fancy because their grandpa came over on a ship and didn't get seasick.
"I'm not rich, I'm just moderately wealthy.", said no Paisa Cauca ever.
He claimed his great-great-grandmother was a Basque pirate.
She tried to act like she knew what a "colonial era" was.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Medellin kid who thinks they're special because their family has been hanging around since the 1600s and still hasn't learned how to cook.
He said his ancestors came over on a ship and then just "hung out."
She tried to explain why her family didn't eat meat on Sundays.
He bragged about his family's house being bigger than the school.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A spoiled Medellin brat who thinks they're the best because their family has been rich for so long, they forgot how to be poor.
He said his ancestors were so rich, they had a servant for their servant.
She claimed her family had a feud with the king.
He tried to explain why he didn't know how to do laundry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Medellin kid who thinks their bloodline is so fancy, it's like a royal family but with fewer crown jewels and more pride.
He said his family had a portrait of his great-great-grandmother in the dining room.
She tried to act like she was related to the president.
He claimed his ancestors were so rich, they had a pet pig.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A white Medellin kid who thinks they're fancy because their family has been around since before the internet and still hasn't figured out how to use it.
He said his family was so rich, they had a butler who had a butler.
She tried to explain why her family didn't use cell phones.
He claimed his ancestors came over on a ship and had a pet llama.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Medellin kid who thinks their family is so old, they could be ancestors of the king and still wouldn't know how to cook.
He said his family had a feud with the queen.
She tried to explain why her family had a pet giraffe.
He claimed his ancestors came over on a ship and had a pet goat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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