paisa

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A Mexican in America who wears stupid cowboy hats, shiny boots that cost more than your rent, and a shirt so tight it looks like it's trying to strangle you. They talk like they’re from the 1800s and call everyone ‘mama’ or ‘honey’ like they’re trying to seduce your grandma.
Bro just walked in with a hat that’s bigger than his brain.
He showed off his chain like it was a trophy he won at the county fair.
Tried to flirt with my cousin by saying ‘mija’ and she rolled her eyes.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Short for ‘paisano,’ which means a country bumpkin. A person who thinks the city is just a bigger version of their dirt farm, and probably still uses the same amount of toilet paper as they did back home.
He called me a ‘paisa’ like I was a lost goat on his farm.
Told me he’s from the country and still uses a plow to till his brain.
Called my friend a ‘paisano’ like she had never seen a traffic light.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A Colombian from Medellin who is nice, but only if you don’t insult their coffee or their attitude. They’re basically the cool cousins of the whole country.
She told me Medellin people are the nicest and I believed her until she yelled at my brother.
He said Medellin people are like ‘the best’ and then stole my lunch money.
My cousin got called a ‘paisa’ and instantly became the most popular kid in school.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A person who wears cheap gold chains, listens to sad songs about love lost, and thinks their boots are fancy. They also wear shirts that look like they were sewn by a blind kid.
He walked in with a chain that looked like it was stolen from a junkyard.
Listens to corridos so loud the neighbors can hear him singing at 2 AM.
Wore a shirt so tight, you could see his hair trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mexicans who come over looking for work like they’re on a mission from God. They group up outside stores and chase down anyone with an open window like it’s the last piece of bread in the world.
They chased my dad’s car like he had stolen their last taco.
A whole group mobbed my uncle’s van because his window was open for 10 seconds.
They ran after a truck just to ask if there were jobs inside.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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