pairless

My cousin got called pairless because he cried when the gym teacher yelled at him.

He tried to fight me and ran away when I flicked him in the forehead.

His mom told him, 'If you don’t grow some balls, I’ll throw your pants out the window.'

He got called pairless because he screamed when the dog barked at him.

At lunch, he ran out of the cafeteria when someone said 'pairless' loud enough for everyone to hear.

His dad said, 'If you keep acting like a chicken, I’ll call your grandma.'

He got called pairless because he ran away from a puddle.

When the teacher asked him to stand up, he hid behind his desk and blurted out, 'I’m not ready!'

His friend said, 'You’re so pairless, you’d run from a pizza.'