pairist

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A pairist is someone who loves matching stuff so much they’d compare your lunch to your mom’s cooking just for fun.
I matched my coffee with my boss's coffee and it was a disaster.
She paired her socks with her pants like they were dating.
He said my pizza had the same number of slices as his grandma.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A pairist is someone who thinks every relationship should be two people and gets mad if there’s more than that.
He got angry when three people showed up to his match game.
She called her group chat a ‘trio’ and it ruined the vibe.
He said my friend’s family was a ‘quad’ and it was an insult.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A pairist is someone who will fight you over who gets the last donut just to make sure everything is matched perfectly.
He took my donut because it was ‘the other half’ of mine.
She screamed at me for eating two donuts and left one alone.
They started a war over a donut like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A pairist is someone who’s always trying to match people, even if they’re not asking for it and probably don’t want to be matched.
He matched my crush with my best friend and now we all hate each other.
She forced me to match with my teacher just because I like math.
They paired my dog with a cat and now there’s chaos.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A pairist is someone who will argue over which shoe goes with which sock until you just give up and wear both socks on the same foot.
He said my left shoe was ‘incompatible’ with my right sock.
She screamed at me for wearing mismatched socks like it was a crime.
They had a full debate about which sock belonged to which shoe.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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