pairing whore

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4h ago · 2 definitions

1
a smelly, lazy person who will team up with you just so they can pass your tests or finish your chores.
I need a partner for this math test, and you're the only one dumb enough to say yes.
Why are you helping me clean the classroom? Did you forget your brain at home?
You’re my partner again? I swear if this project is bad, I’m gonna fail both of us.
2
a fan fiction freak who will hook up with anyone, boys, girls, even the dog, from the original story, no matter how silly it is.
Why is my main character dating the villain’s pet goat? That's not a real ship!
I'm writing a fic where Harry Potter and Voldemort are best friends. It makes sense.
If I can pair up Snape with Hermione, I can pair up anyone.
xs