Pairin

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A fancy name for a Walmart-loving furry who’s also a total softie and treats Neco like a god

Pairin got me a Snickers bar at Walmart and cried when I didn’t thank him.

He calls Neco ‘the mighty’ and brings him cupcakes every Tuesday.

Pairin once hugged a robot and said it was ‘the best friend he ever had’.

An average furry who also likes to lick feet and eat ketchup like it’s a religion

Pairin licked my foot during a Zoom call and said it was ‘the most sacred thing he ever did’.

He eats ketchup straight from the bottle and calls it ‘the nectar of the gods’.

Pairin once tried to lick my dog and got chased by it.

A furry who’s also a Twitter addict and can’t stop licking other furries

Pairin posted 12 tweets in 5 minutes about how ‘licking is the ultimate form of love’.

He DM’d me and said, ‘I lick you like you’re my long-lost brother.’

Pairin followed 500 furries just to say he licks them all.

A furry who licks other furries and thinks he’s a dwarf from a fairy tale

Pairin licked my face and said, ‘You’re my dwarf and I shall protect you.’

He told me he’s a ‘dwarf of the forest’ and ‘the strongest of them all.’

Pairin tried to fight a chair and said it was a ‘dwarf enemy.’