Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is when someone gets publicly roasted like a burnt burger at a cookout.

My cousin got paired during lunch because he ate his hair.

She was paired in front of the whole school for forgetting her homework.

He got paired by his teacher for talking too much.

2

A London word that Brum kids use to call someone a crybaby.

My mate said I was paired because I cried when my phone died.

She called me paired for eating my feelings.

He got paired after failing his test.

3

A made-up word from fans who think Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet are the cutest couple ever, even though they’re not.

I’m a Paire fan. I don’t care if it’s not real.

My friend thinks Paire is canon. I told him to stop being silly.

She drew a Paire comic in class and got paired for it.

4

The two meaty things on a woman’s chest that people can’t stop commenting on.

He called her boobs ‘a pair’ and she punched him.

She showed off her pair at the beach and everyone stared.

My friend got paired for commenting on my sister’s pair.

5

Two cards that match, like when you’re playing games with your annoying little brother.

I had a pair and beat my brother at poker.

She got a pair and won the game.

He had a pair and I lost my money.

6

Another word for boobs, used when someone can’t think of anything else to say.

He called her a pair and she laughed in his face.

My friend said I had the best pair ever.

She got paired for commenting on my pair.

7

Two things, like two people or two items you can’t live without.

A pair of shoes is all I need to look cool.

She and her best friend are a pair.

He had a pair of socks on and that was it.