pair of wankers

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Two f***ing meatheads from Wales who think they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly just shagging the cows

I saw them at the pub and they were still talking about how they wanked the entire football team into submission

They tried to start a band called 'The Wankers of Wales' but no one showed up

Their kids think they're famous, so they let them wear 'Wankers For Life' t-shirts everywhere

Two shagging lunatics who think they’re the best love makers in Wales, even though their wanks are louder than a bus crash

They once fought over who had the bigger wank at a festival and it ended with both of them getting kicked out

Their neighbors complain every time they have a wanking session at 2 AM

They tried to start a love making competition and half the town showed up just to laugh at them

Two f***ing wankers from Wales who think they’re the best lovers in the world, even though their wanks are more famous than the Queen

They got into a fight with a local celebrity because they said their wanks were better

They tried to open a love making school but it failed because no one wanted to learn from them

Their pet sheep started copying them and now everyone thinks sheep can wank too