Pair Of Socks

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When your feet are stuck in a gooey mess of cum and you look like you just walked out of a sausage factory.
My feet look like they were dipped in cum and fried.
He had a Pair Of Socks and still managed to look like a dead raccoon.
She walked in with a Pair Of Socks and made the whole room gag.
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Doing something so dumb it makes a toddler cry.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and that was a Pair Of Socks.
She jumped into a pool full of glitter and that was a Pair Of Socks.
He tried to talk to a wall and that was a Pair Of Socks.
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When you and your lover both pull out your butts and stick them in each other’s butts like two drunk worms.
They did a Pair Of Socks and the whole room was confused.
He did a Pair Of Socks with his brother and it was like a family event.
They did a Pair Of Socks and it looked like a horror movie.
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A day so hot it makes your brain melt and your balls sing.
That day was a Pair Of Socks and I nearly died.
The sun was so bright it was a Pair Of Socks.
It was so hot I could fry an egg on my face and that was a Pair Of Socks.
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