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1
When a batter gets three strikes and looks like an idiot because they didn’t even swing.
My cousin struck out looking and looked like he just failed math class.
The kid at the game got called strike three and blinked like he was confused.
I got struck out looking and my face said I had no idea what was happening.
2
A person who is so bad at something it makes you want to throw up.
My brother tried to play chess and lost in five moves. He’s a total nobody.
That guy tried to dance and looked like he was possessed by a robot.
She tried to sing and sounded like a cat that got run over.
3
Either a grandma peeking at your phone or someone who has nothing better to do.
My grandma was spying on my TikTok and said, 'That’s not how you dance!'
I saw my neighbor just staring at the sky like it was giving him a report card.
My cousin sat there for an hour looking at his phone like he was waiting for God.
4
Something that is exactly your style or taste. Like it was made just for you.
I love pizza, and this is my favorite kind of pizza, it’s like I was born to eat this.
This music is perfect, like the universe made it just for me.
That shirt fits me like it knew me from birth.
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A total idiot who acts like they’re the king of everything.
My friend thinks he’s a genius because he can do math in his head. He’s not.
That guy talks like he invented the wheel, but he still uses Google Maps.
She thinks she’s amazing just because she knows how to use a toaster.
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