pair of clown shoes

My cousin wears clown shoes at work. He yells in meetings like he's on a football team.

That guy at the mall kept dancing to elevator music. I swear he’s a clown shoe.

My friend’s dog barks at everything. It’s like living with a clown shoe.

My neighbor thinks he's a rockstar. He sings in the shower like it’s a concert.

My teacher lets kids run around during class. It’s like she’s a clown shoe.

That kid drew on the walls with crayons. I don’t even know what that was.

My brother’s voice is louder than a fire alarm. He’s like a clown shoe in a library.

That kid at the park shouted his name so loud, the birds flew away.

My mom talks to her plants like they're celebrities. She's a clown shoe.