Pair bond

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Getting bonked by a broken person makes you less likely to stick with someone long term.
My ex got laid by a legless man and now she doesn't want nothin' to do with me.
That dude got his ass kicked by a wheelchair user and now he's single again.
She got a date with a guy who had no legs and now she's a free agent.
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Pair bonding is like having two internet lines running at the same time. It’s fast, but only if you have the right kind of connection.
I tried to bond with two lines but my internet died.
He had two internet lines and went full speed.
My internet only works if I have the fancy VDSL.
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A porn star doing pair bonding? That’s like a nuclear bomb going off in the red pill world.
That porn girl started pair bonding and I lost my mind.
She did pair bonding and I went full red pill.
That porn star did pair bonding and I turned into a man.
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