paipan

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A person with no hair down there, often assumed to be a woman. It doesn't mean they got rid of the hair, it could just mean they're still a baby.
My cousin is a paipan. She looks like she hasn't even started puberty yet.
She’s a paipan? I thought she was just lazy about shaving.
I told my friend he was a paipan, and he cried.
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A person who has no hair where it really matters. They might as well be naked down there.
He’s a paipan, I can see his skin from here.
She’s got no hair down there. She's a total paipan.
I told my mom I was a paipan, and she said I was being dramatic.
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A woman with no pubic hair, basically the human version of a bald eagle.
She’s got zero hair down there. Total paipan.
He called me a paipan, and I told him to shut up.
I’m a paipan. Deal with it.
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