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Paip is so hot his junk is longer than a subway line and he kicks ass at football better than his brother who looks like a sad potato.
Paip’s got a pecker that could beat a drumline and he’s faster than a pizza delivery man on a bike.
I’d date Paip if he didn’t play football so good I’d be stuck in the stands crying.
Paip’s junk is so long it could stretch from here to his brother’s face.