Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst back pain ever, right near your butt, when your baby is coming out and your butt feels like it’s about to explode from all the butt sex you had.

My doctor said I had painus and I was like 'I knew it'

My mom called me and said 'you got painus again'

My sister said 'you look like you have painus' and I said 'I do'

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2

A person who is the worst kind of annoying, like a butt plug in your butt.

My brother is the worst painus ever

My teacher said I was a painus

My friend said 'you're the painus of the class'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

Your butt is so sore it looks like it’s about to pop out and give birth to a second butt.

My butt looked like it had a baby coming out

My friend said my butt looked like a painus

I told my mom I had a painus and she said 'I knew it'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

When your butt is so sore it sounds like a penis, but it’s really just a sore butt.

My friend said I had a painus and I said 'I know'

My mom said I had a painus and I said 'I do'

I told my teacher I had a painus and she said 'I believe you'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

Short for 'pain in the butt', but way more intense and way more profane.

My friend said I had a painus and I said 'I do'

My mom said I had a painus and I said 'I knew it'

I told my teacher I had a painus and she said 'I believe you'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

When you're being the worst kind of annoying, like a butt plug in your butt.

My brother was the worst painus ever

My teacher said I was a painus

My friend said 'you're the painus of the class'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

7

Your butt is on fire and it’s screaming at you to leave it alone.

My butt looked like it had a baby coming out

My friend said my butt looked like a painus

I told my mom I had a painus and she said 'I knew it'

by Slangipedia 6d ago