Painty the Pirate

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That smelly old painting of a pirate that hangs in SpongeBob's kitchen and smells like old socks and seaweed.

I saw Painty the Pirate and almost threw up.

My mom says Painty the Pirate is the reason she doesn't like SpongeBob.

That painting is so gross I think it's alive.

The reason SpongeBob's kitchen looks like a pirate threw up on it.

Painty the Pirate looks like it was drawn by a drunk pirate with a broken crayon.

I think Painty the Pirate is why SpongeBob can't cook worth a damn.

That painting is so bad it makes me want to scream.

The worst pirate drawing ever made, and it lives in SpongeBob's kitchen like a dirty secret.

Painty the Pirate is the worst thing to ever happen to SpongeBob.

That drawing is so bad it should be exiled to the ocean.

I would rather eat a whole barrel of pickles than look at Painty the Pirate.