paintumber

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A guy who used to be a plumber in Mexico, but now he paints like a madman and fixes pipes like a drunk fool

He tried to fix my sink and painted it pink. Now I have a pink sink with no water.

His plumbing work is so bad, the toilet started singing opera.

He said he was a plumber. He’s more of a paint-throwing lunatic.

A man who thinks being a painter means throwing paint everywhere and calling it art, even when he also messes up your pipes

He painted my ceiling but forgot to plug the drain. Now I have a lake on my floor.

I asked him to fix my toilet. He painted it blue and left a hole in the wall.

He called it ‘modern plumbing art.’ It’s more like modern chaos.

A guy who went from fixing leaks to making them louder with paint, and now he’s just a walking mess of bad jobs

He fixed my leak by painting it. It still leaks, but now it looks like a rainbow disaster.

He painted my bathroom, then left the shower on for three days. Now I have a waterfall in my hallway.

His job is so bad, he should be called ‘Leak-And-Paint-Lord.’