PaintStation

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The worst game ever made for guys who can’t talk to anyone but need a fake reason to fight over colored goo.

I spent 2 hours in PaintStation and still don’t know why I lost.

My cousin thinks PaintStation is a sport. It’s not. It’s a middle school gym class nightmare.

I tried to play PaintStation. I got hit with purple paint. I cried.

A game that’s like being stuck in a paintball room with your ex and your mom’s boyfriend.

PaintStation is like being in a room with your ex and your mom’s boyfriend. It’s chaos.

I played PaintStation with my brother. He screamed like a girl. I won.

I joined PaintStation and got sprayed with green paint. I looked like a monster.

A game that’s worse than math class and twice as stupid.

PaintStation is worse than math class. I’d rather get hit with pink paint than do long division.

I played PaintStation with my friends. We all looked like fools.

PaintStation is like math class, but with more screaming and less homework.

A game where guys fight with paint like it’s a real reason to be enemies.

My friend thinks PaintStation is a real war. It’s not. It’s just colored goo and bad decisions.

I got hit with yellow paint. I looked like a coward.

PaintStation is the only time guys act like they’re in a real fight. They’re not. They’re just sad.

A game that’s like being stuck in a room with your enemies and no escape.

I got stuck in PaintStation with my enemies. I got sprayed with red paint. I looked like a failure.

PaintStation is like being stuck in a room with your enemies. No escape. No mercy.

I played PaintStation with my enemies. We all looked like fools. I hated it.

A game that’s more annoying than a teacher who yells at you every day.

PaintStation is worse than my teacher. He yells. PaintStation hits you with paint.

I played PaintStation with my teacher. He sprayed me with blue paint. I looked like a fool.

PaintStation is like having a teacher who hits you with paint every day.