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When you do a Photoshop job so bad it looks like a toddler threw spaghetti at a painting and screamed at it.
Bro sent me a photo of his face on a dog and it looked like he had a stroke.
My mom tried to make my portrait look cool, but it just looked like a burning trash can.
That guy put a mustache on the Mona Lisa and it looked like she was crying tears of shame.
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Using Paint because you're too cheap to buy Photoshop or too dumb to figure out how to get it for free.
My cousin used Paint to add a beard to his face and it looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.
She tried to put her cat on a spaceship with Paint and it just looked like the cat was screaming into a pillow.
He drew a dragon on himself using Paint, and now people think he has a mental illness.
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When a lazy person uses Paint to mess up a picture just for laughs or because they're too honest to download Photoshop.
My brother used Paint to make me look like a monster, and now everyone at school thinks I’m cursed.
She tried to add sunglasses to my face with Paint, but it looked like I was wearing a chicken’s eyes.
He put a hat on his dog using Paint and now the dog looks like it’s doing a dance-off.
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When you're so broke you use Paint instead of Photoshop because you can't afford anything but your next meal.
He used Paint to make me look like a monster, and now I have to wear a mask to school.
She tried to add a mustache to my face with Paint, and it looked like I had a raccoon on my nose.
My dad put a crown on his head using Paint and now he thinks he's king.
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When some guy draws pictures with his sperm on a girl’s back after getting head from her.
He used his cum to draw a heart on my girlfriend, and now she thinks it's magical.
My friend drew a monster on his crush using his cum, and now she won’t look at him.
That guy drew a dragon on his girlfriend with cum, and now they’re getting married.
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