paintriotism

I painted the flag so big it covered my entire living room and screamed ‘AMERICA!!’ at the top of my lungs.

My dog got scared and hid under the couch when I started chanting ‘USA! USA!’ with my watercolors.

I painted a pie and yelled, ‘This is the best America has ever had!’ while throwing glitter everywhere.

I painted a flag and called myself ‘The Patriotic Picasso.’ My mom said I was ‘delusional.’

My teacher gave me an A+ for drawing a flag and I said, ‘This is history.’ She said, ‘No, this is bad art.’

I drew the flag with glitter and called it ‘the most American thing ever.’ My friend said, ‘You’re just lazy.’

I painted the flag and it looked like a spilled juice box. I still called it ‘beautiful.’

My watercolor ran all over the paper, and I said, ‘This is how America feels when it’s sad.’

I painted stars that looked like crumpled paper and called it ‘the real American dream.’