paintogenic

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So beautiful you'd make any painter drop their brush and yell at the canvas like it betrayed them.
She walked in and the artist swore at his coffee.
He looked like he was about to cry when I showed him my portrait.
The guy painted me so good, his dog started barking at the painting.
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You're so pretty you could make a painting look like it got hit by a bus and still be proud of itself.
My portrait was so good, my mom cried and my dad asked for a refund.
The painter said I was the best he'd ever seen, and that's saying something.
He painted me so good, my cat started licking the canvas.
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You're so stunning you could make a painting blush and then get a tattoo of it.
The painter was so stunned he forgot to charge me.
He painted me so good, my friend asked if I'd been touched by an angel, or a very angry god.
My portrait was so good, my neighbor came over just to see it.
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