PaintMonster

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the king of the paint gun who makes everyone cry from the mess he makes

I saw PaintMonster spray paint my lunch table and my math test

He painted my mom's car and she screamed like a banshee

He turned my dad's bald head into a rainbow and he was mad

the guy who throws paint like it's his job and it's also his hobby

He threw paint in my face during recess and I had to wear a hat for a week

He painted my teacher's shoes and she walked funny for a month

He painted my dog's tail and now it's blue every time it wags

the paint gun wizard who turns classrooms into color explosions

He turned the classroom into a neon jungle and the principal got angry

He painted the ceiling and now it looks like a mess of spaghetti

He painted the windows and now the sunlight looks like a rainbow

the paint gun devil who makes everyone's life a living nightmare

He painted my homework and now it's unreadable

He painted my backpack and it looks like a paintball target

He painted my shoes and now I have to wear socks in the hallway

the paint gun legend who leaves no wall untouched and no person unscathed

He painted the walls and now they look like a kid's art project

He painted my face and I had to go to school like a monster

He painted the door and now it's a mess of red and blue