paintlicker

I saw this paintlicker at the mall, he walked in and the ceiling cracked.

My cousin’s date was a paintlicker. He had to borrow my brother’s pants.

The paintlicker tried to fit in the bathroom, but the toilet exploded.

My neighbor is a paintlicker. He eats pizza like it’s a side dish.

The guy at the gym is a paintlicker. He lifts weights and people run away screaming.

I dated a paintlicker, and I still have nightmares about his sock.

The paintlicker came to my party. He brought a mop and a bucket just in case.

I saw a paintlicker at the zoo, and the animals ran away from him.

My friend’s dog is a paintlicker. He barks so loud it shakes the house.