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When a guy’s wiener gets trapped in a zipper like it’s a meat locker.
My pants wouldn’t zip up. My wiener was stuck like it was in a meat grinder.
He tried to zip his fly, but his meat got caught like it was in a prison.
My zipper bit my cock like it was a dog and I was a hot dog.
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When a man’s cock gets zipped into a trap like a lobster in a pot.
His cock got caught in the zipper like it was a lobster in a boiling pot.
He zipped up too fast and his cock got stuck like it was in a cage.
He tried to zip up, but his cock was stuck like it was in a lobster trap.
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When a man’s meat gets locked in a zipper like it’s in a meat locker.
His meat got locked in the zipper like it was in a meat locker.
He zipped up and his meat got stuck like it was in a meat prison.
He tried to zip up, but his meat got caught like it was in a meat trap.
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