Painting the Zebra

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A dirty way to describe jacking off. It’s like you’re using your fingers to draw lines on a zebra’s butt while it’s screaming in pain.

My math teacher’s doing it during class. I saw it. He’s not even blushing.

She said she’s been doing it in the library. Now I know why the librarian’s so mad.

He did it in the grocery store. The guy behind him just walked out.

When a guy farts and jacks off at the same time. It’s like a zebra got hit by a truck and painted itself in poop.

He said he did it in the car. The whole family smelled it for a week.

I caught my brother doing it in the kitchen. My mom threw a plate at him.

She did it in the church. The priest asked her to leave.

A guy’s way of saying he’s going to cum. He’s like a zebra who’s got a marker and a really bad mood.

He did it in the office. The boss walked in and just stared.

She did it on the bus. The driver had to pull over.

He did it in the restaurant. The waiter brought him the bill and a napkin.