painting the toilet

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when you take such a massive dump that it looks like someone tried to decorate the toilet with poop art

My cousin painted the toilet so hard, the porcelain now has a portrait of his breakfast

I took such a shit, it looked like I dipped my ass in glitter and threw it in the bowl

She didn’t just go number two, she went number two with a paintbrush

when your poop sticks to the toilet like glue, making it look like someone spilled a bag of brown confetti inside

He painted the porcelain so bad, you could see his entire breakfast on the bowl

My brother’s shit stuck to the toilet, now it looks like he lived there

She took such a dump, the toilet got a permanent tattoo