painting the sheets

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When you cum so much on the bed it looks like someone spilled a whole bucket of jizz and didn’t care if the sheets ever saw the light of day again.
My roommate paints the sheets every time he gets high and forgets his pants are off.
She came home from the club and just started painting the sheets like it was her job.
He said he’d rather die than let his mom see him paint the sheets on a Saturday morning.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you shoot your load so hard and so fast, the bed looks like it just got hit by a cum storm.
He painted the sheets after a 12-hour bender and still had energy to text his ex.
She painted the sheets because she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her with the blanket.
The kid painted the sheets so much, the bed now smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When you cum so much on the same bed it starts to think it’s your second home and maybe even your best friend.
He painted the sheets every night for a week because he was too lazy to do laundry.
She painted the sheets after her first date and still hasn’t washed them.
The guy painted the sheets so hard, the bed asked him if he wanted to move in.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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