Painting the roof

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Shooting cum so high it goes through the roof and leaves a sticky mess on the neighbor’s head.
My cousin painted the roof and now the neighbor’s hair is stuck to the ceiling.
I painted the roof so hard my girlfriend had to clean the ceiling with a towel.
My dog painted the roof and got stuck on the ceiling like a spider.
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Blasting cum so hard it goes through the roof and hits the neighbor’s face like a surprise party.
My dad painted the roof and the neighbor screamed like a girl.
I painted the roof and the neighbor’s face looked like a pancake.
My friend painted the roof and the neighbor got a free facial.
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Semen going straight up through the roof like it’s trying to escape the house.
My brother painted the roof and the roof looked like a cum fountain.
I painted the roof and my mom had to mop the ceiling.
My dog painted the roof and the roof was happy.
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