Painting the Porcelain

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When you drop a bomb in the toilet so big it turns the porcelain into a brown mess like it’s been through hell

My cousin ate a whole pizza and then ran to the toilet like it was a warzone

I passed a loaf of bread and the toilet looked like it had been stained by a mud fight

My friend ate too much chili and the toilet turned into a brown lava flow

A massive diarrhea blast that coats the toilet like it got hit by a brown tsunami

I drank ten cups of coffee and the toilet looked like it had been flooded by brown sludge

My dog ate a whole bag of dog food and then sprayed the toilet like a firehose

My sister had a toilet tsunami and it looked like the inside of a mud bath

When you go number two so hard the poop sticks to the toilet like it’s glued and won’t come off even after you flush it three times

I pooped so hard the toilet looked like it had been hit by a brick

My brother passed a brick and the toilet wouldn’t let it go even after three flushes

My mom had the toughest poop and the toilet wouldn’t let it go even after the whole house shook

When you shoot liquid poop into the toilet so fast it looks like the toilet is doing a rainbow dance with brown paint

I peed so much poop it looked like the toilet had been painted with brown glitter

My friend had a rainbow dance in the toilet and it looked like a mess

My brother shot brown paint into the toilet and it looked like a disaster

When you poop so much the toilet turns from white to brown like it got hit by a brown wave and can’t recover

I ate a whole cake and the toilet turned into a brown ocean

My dog had a brown wave and the toilet was covered in mess

My sister pooped so much the toilet turned into a brown swamp