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Banging a girl while she’s bleeding out like a wound.
He tried to paint the pole but it was like fighting a rabid raccoon.
She said it felt like I was stuck in a meat grinder.
I painted the pole and got a free nosebleed for my trouble.
painting the pole
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A chick slathering on so much lipstick you think she’s trying to kiss your soul.
She put on enough lipstick to make me question my life choices.
He said it looked like she was trying to paint a mural with her mouth.
I thought I was going to get a free portrait session.