painting the crackhouse

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Fixing up something that’s barely holding together because no one gives a damn.

I spent $200 on this crackhouse, and it still smells like old socks.

That painting job was so bad, I think the walls are laughing at me.

He called it 'restoration,' but it's just a fancy word for covering up trash.

Putting on a coat of paint like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

She painted the crackhouse so fast, I think she was trying to escape.

He used three colors just to make it look like he tried.

The paint job was so bad, it looks like a kid threw up on the walls.

Trying to make something look good when you know it's already dead.

He painted over the crackhouse like it was still alive.

She gave it a fresh coat, but it’s still got more cracks than a sidewalk.

That paint job was just a way to hide how broken everything is.

Giving something a make-over when no one asked for it.

He painted the crackhouse because he thought it was a party.

She added glitter, but it still smells like old beer and regret.

They gave it a new look, but it’s still falling apart.

Fixing up something that’s already got more problems than a broken heart.

He painted the crackhouse like it was going to last forever.

She tried to fix it, but it still smells like bad decisions.

That crackhouse looks better, but it's still got more cracks than a sidewalk.