Painting the Birdhouse

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Having a wild and messy time with a girl while she’s bleeding out of her privates.

I tried to paint the birdhouse and it was like a warzone down there.

She said she was on her period and I said 'so what, I'm a tough guy.'

He painted the birdhouse and now he’s got a stomachache and a sore head.

Getting lucky with a girl while she’s giving you a free show and a free mess.

He painted the birdhouse and it was the best and worst day of his life.

She said she was on her period and he said 'I don’t care, I’m here for the show.'

They painted the birdhouse and now they’re both covered in blood and regret.

Having a sweaty, smelly, and painful love session with a girl who’s bleeding like a broken faucet.

He painted the birdhouse and it was like a hot summer day in a locker room.

She told him she was on her period and he said 'I like it rough.'

They painted the birdhouse and now they both smell like old socks and sadness.

Making out with a girl while she’s leaking and you’re leaking too, like a broken pipe.

He painted the birdhouse and it was like being in a leaking pipe with a leaking girl.

She said she was on her period and he said 'I like it messy.'

They painted the birdhouse and now they’re both sticky and sore.

Doing the deed with a girl who’s bleeding like a waterfall and you’re just along for the ride.

He painted the birdhouse and now he’s got a sore back and a sore heart.

She said she was on her period and he said 'I don’t mind the waterfall.'

They painted the birdhouse and it was like a disaster movie.

Getting it on with a girl who’s bleeding and you’re just trying to survive the chaos.

He painted the birdhouse and it was like a war between two tired people.

She said she was on her period and he said 'I’m not afraid of the chaos.'

They painted the birdhouse and now they’re both tired and sticky.