painting porcelain

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When you poop so much that the toilet looks like it’s been hit by a mudslide, and the color is something you’d never want to wear.

I peed so hard I thought I was gonna break the toilet.

My stool turned my bowl into a brown paint job.

The toilet looked like it had been defaced by a giant raccoon.

When your poop goes boom in the toilet and leaves no white behind, just a mess of brown and shame.

My breakfast exploded in the toilet like it was trying to escape.

I took such a dump I think the toilet got a tattoo.

The toilet looked like it had been covered in chocolate pudding.

When you shoot your poop like it's a firehose, and the inside of the toilet is now a brown masterpiece.

I pooped so hard I think the toilet got a new identity.

The bowl was covered in brown like it had been painted by a drunk artist.

My stool sprayed everywhere like it was on a mission.

When your poop is so strong it sticks to the toilet, even after you flush it three times and beg for mercy.

I took such a dump it stuck like glue.

The toilet wouldn’t let go of my poop no matter how many times I flushed.

My stool was like a stubborn kid who didn't want to leave.

When you pooped so violently it looked like the toilet had been hit by a brown tsunami.

I peed like I was trying to break the toilet.

The toilet was covered in liquid brown like it was melting.

My poop came out like it had a rocket.

When you leave behind streaks of poop like it's a crime scene, and the toilet is left with evidence.

I took such a dump I think the toilet got a new color.

The bowl had streaks like it was a graffiti wall.

After my crap, the toilet looked like it had been attacked by brown paint.

When you take a dump and accidentally make the sides of the toilet look like they got painted with brown.

I took such a crap I think the toilet had a face.

The bowl was covered in brown like it was a mess-up.

After my dump, the toilet looked like it had been defaced by a poop artist.