Painting da booty

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A guy who’s too proud to lose his virginity shoves his hard cock against his girlfriend’s butt while they’re snuggling like a couple of lovesick farts. He might even come all over her butt like a messy artist.
He was painting da booty like he was trying to cover a wall with a crayon.
She said it felt like a hot dog grilling on a flat top.
He came so hard he looked like he had a tattoo on his butt.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy who thinks he’s a saint sticks his stiff member to his girlfriend’s backside during cuddle time. It might end with him shooting his load like he just won a bet.
He was painting da booty like it was a masterpiece.
She said it felt like a burger being pressed on her behind.
He came so fast he made her laugh.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s too scared to break his vow of virginity rubs his stiff cock on his girlfriend’s butt while they’re spooning. He might even go all over her like a messy kid with a crayon.
He painted da booty like it was a fancy art show.
She said it felt like a hot dog grilling on a flat top.
He came so much he looked like he had a tattoo on his butt.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s too proud to lose his virginity slides his hard cock on his girlfriend’s butt while they’re snuggling. He might even come all over her like a kid with a crayon.
He was painting da booty like it was a high school art project.
She said it felt like a burger being pressed on her behind.
He came so hard he made her laugh.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy who thinks he’s a saint rubs his stiff cock on his girlfriend’s butt during cuddle time. He might even come all over her like a messy kid with a crayon.
He painted da booty like he was trying to cover a wall.
She said it felt like a hot dog grilling on a flat top.
He came so fast he made her laugh.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s too scared to break his vow of virginity shoves his hard cock on his girlfriend’s butt while they’re spooning. He might even come all over her like a kid with a crayon.
He was painting da booty like it was a fancy art show.
She said it felt like a burger being pressed on her behind.
He came so much he looked like he had a tattoo on his butt.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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