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A gay guy’s way of saying he got his butt fucked by someone who didn’t wash their cock or went too deep. It feels like you were used as a canvas for a messy art class.
My man just said he got painted after a long night at the club.
She told him she was painting him because he didn't shower before sex.
He said, 'I got painted so bad I look like a toddler’s finger-painting disaster.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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The new dirty word for jacking off. It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, you’re just painting the air with your thoughts.
My cousin said he was painting all night before his exam.
She texted me, 'I can't stop painting.'
He told his mom he had to paint because he failed math.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When a guy comes on a girl and then uses his cock like a brush to draw all over her with his cum. It’s pretty much just a messy art show that doesn’t last.
He came on her face and said he was painting her portrait.
She told him, 'You painted me so bad I look like a kid’s finger-painting mess.'
He used his cock to paint her chest like it was a canvas.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A dirty version of graffiti. Instead of spray paint, you use your cum or your finger to draw all over someone.
He painted the wall with his cum and said it was a masterpiece.
She drew on his chest with her finger like it was a mural.
They used their hands to paint the whole room.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When someone grabs your cheeks and slaps them until they turn red. It’s like getting a face full of slap beats.
She painted my face so hard it turned red.
He slapped her cheeks until they looked like tomatoes.
They painted each other until their faces were beat red.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When a guy comes on a picture of a girl and thinks it’s the best art ever. It’s like he got paid to be messy.
He came on her photo and said it was his masterpiece.
She posted the painting and everyone laughed at it.
He painted the poster so bad it looked like a toddler’s doodle.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When two people are just yelling and hitting each other. It doesn’t matter if they’re in love or not, they're just painting the room with their anger.
They were painting the living room like it was a war zone.
He said she painted him so hard he had a black eye.
They painted each other until the walls were covered in sweat and spit.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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