paintfall

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Grass is the only thing that makes sense. Paintfall is what happens when grass gets mad and throws up all over your yard.
My lawn looks like a drunk kid vomited glitter.
That paintfall is so bad, I think my neighbor’s dog ran away from it.
I tried to grow grass. It turned into paintfall.
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Paintfall tastes like regret and tortilla chips. You only get it twice, and that's only if you're lucky.
I ate paintfall for breakfast. Now I smell like a taco truck at 3 AM.
Why do I get paintfall only twice? Life is unfair.
This paintfall smells like my cousin’s feet after a long trip.
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