Painter's Special

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The hangover cure for people who think they're tough, but really just like to eat a lot and drink cheap beer.

My mom’s Painter’s Special is the only thing that keeps me from crying in the middle of the day.

I ate a Painter’s Special and then I cried. It was worth it.

The Painter’s Special is my way of saying 'I am not dead, I am just very tired.'

A greasy, beer-soaked way to start your day like you’re trying to out-eat a prison guard.

I had a Painter’s Special and I felt like I could bench-press a horse.

My dad says the Painter’s Special is the only thing that could ever make him stop yelling.

I ate a Painter’s Special and my stomach said 'good job, idiot.'

A breakfast so big, it could wake up a dead man and make him want a second helping.

I had a Painter’s Special and my dog came to the table to ask for a side of bacon.

My Painter’s Special was so big, I had to bring my own chair.

The Painter’s Special is like a breakfast bomb that explodes in your mouth.