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A time when painters get so annoyed by bad weather ruining their work that they need a fresh start to forget all the mess and bad vibes.
The painter said, 'I’m done with this rain. It’s like the sky is trying to murder my project.'
My buddy called me crying because his paint job looked like a toddler had thrown spaghetti at it.
He posted on Twitter: 'If I see one more cloud, I’m going to throw my brush out of the window.'
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The painters' version of New Year’s, it's when they get a break from being stuck in the rain and can finally stop looking like a drowned rat.
She texted me: 'I’m not painting until this weather clears up. I look like a soggy pancake.'
He said, 'I’ve been painting outside for weeks. Now it’s my turn to be lazy.'
A painter posted: 'If the sun doesn’t come out soon, I swear I’ll start painting in the dark just to annoy you.'
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When painters get so fed up with bad weather messing up their work that they make a big deal about having a fresh start, even if it’s just another day.
He said, 'I’m not going to paint in this mess. I’d rather die.'
A painter posted: 'This weather is the worst thing since my ex left me.'
She texted me: 'If I have to paint one more bad day, I’ll quit and go be a barista.'
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