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When a girl is bleeding out of her lady parts like a broken faucet
My sister had the painters in and she was screaming at me for touching her tampon box
Mom told me to leave my brother alone because he had the painters in and was throwing eggs at the ceiling
At school, Sarah had the painters in and she was crying because the toilet paper ran out
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A girl is bleeding out of her lady parts like a broken faucet
My friend Mia had the painters in and was too sore to go to gym class
I saw my teacher having the painters in and she gave us extra homework because she was too tired
My dog ran through the hallway during the painters in and made a mess on the floor
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A guy who covers walls with color but probably smells like paint and has no life
That painter at my house left paint everywhere and smelled like a wet dog
My dad's friend is a painter and he came over with ladders and a van that looked like it had been hit by a truck
The painter at my school painted the gym and now it looks like a rainbow exploded
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When a girl is bleeding out of her lady parts and everyone around her wishes they were somewhere else
At the mall, my cousin had the painters in and she was hiding behind the escalator
My neighbor’s kid had the painters in and screamed so loud the whole block heard
I had the painters in and my mom told me to stop crying because I looked like a broken robot
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A soldier who sneaks into enemy land to drop a glowing target so missiles can hit it
That painter in the army dropped a glowing box and got blown up by a missile
The enemy didn’t know what hit them because of that dumb painter’s target
My uncle was a painter and he got sent home with a broken arm from a missile
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An artist who paints so much they probably forgot what sleep is
That painter finished his painting at 4am and now he looks like a zombie
My friend’s painter job got him kicked out of the house because he painted on the ceiling
The painter I know hasn’t seen the sun since 2019, and it’s not even funny anymore
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A person who covers things with color, usually because they have no idea what they’re doing
That painter turned my room purple and now I look like a weirdo
My friend’s painter painted the kitchen green and it looks like a jungle
The painter at school painted the classroom blue and everyone started crying
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