Painters cologne

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The stink of cheap booze on someone who thinks they're tough. People think all painters are drunks who drink to forget their bad life.

My cousin smells like a bottle of cheap wine and a broken heart.

The guy at the hardware store reeks like he drank the entire paint can.

My dad came home drunk and smelled like a paint job gone wrong.

The fart-like smell of a man who drinks too much and works with paint. It's like a paint party in a man's sweat.

My uncle smells like he took a sip from the paint can and then a whole bottle of whiskey.

The painter at my house smelled like he had a hangover and a paint explosion.

My neighbor’s dog ran away because he smelled like a drunk painter.

The smell of someone who drinks all day and uses paint for a job. Like they dipped their face in a can of beer and a bucket of paint.

My brother came home drunk and smelled like he dipped his head in a paint can.

The painter at my house smelled like he drank the paint and then the glue.

My friend’s dad smelled like he had a paint fight and a bar fight.