Painter's Cap

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A painter’s cap is when you smoke weed before or after painting. It’s way better before, but after? You’re just high and tired.

I put on my painter’s cap and painted the whole house. Then I fell asleep on the floor.

Before painting, I hit the cap. Now I’m seeing colors and my boss is seeing smoke.

I painted first. Then I put on the cap. Now I’m high and my paint is all over the place.

Putting on a painter’s cap means you’re about to get stoned. Before painting? You’re focused. After? You’re wasted.

I painted the ceiling first. Then I put on the cap. Now I can’t tell up from down.

My cap got me high. My boss got mad. My paint got everywhere.

I painted the wall. Then I got high. Now I can’t stop laughing at my work.

A painter’s cap is like a drug break. You smoke before painting. You smoke after painting. You smoke because painting is hard.

Before painting, I hit the cap. Now I’m high and I’m ready to mess up the whole job.

I painted all day. Then I put on the cap. Now I’m high and I’m ready to go home.

I took a break, put on the cap, and now I can’t stop giggling at my own work.