painters arm

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Your arm gets so sunburned it looks like you dipped it in a fire truck’s water hose.

My painter’s arm looks like I got caught in a campfire.

I painted the house and now my arm is a fried chicken wing.

The tan line on my arm is so bad, I think I got sunburned by a spotlight.

When you spend too much time outside painting, your arm turns into a crispy bacon strip.

My painter’s arm is so burned I could fry eggs on it.

After painting all day, my arm looked like it had been microwaved.

I painted the shed and now my arm looks like it got hit by a solar flare.

You paint so much in the sun, your arm gets a tan that’s mean enough to beat you up.

My painter’s arm is so tanned, it could start its own gang.

That tan line on my arm looks like it was drawn by a jailer.

I painted the house and now my arm has a tan that’s got attitude.