painter robbie

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Eats hair like it's candy. Drinks Budweiser like it's water. Smells like a fart in a paint can. Tastes like heaven.

He just ate my eyelash and said it was the best he'd ever had.

Drank six Buds at noon and still hasn't stopped talking.

Smelled like a wet dog that also worked in a paint factory.

Has a mouth full of hair. Drinks Budweiser like it's his last day on Earth. Smells like a paint explosion in a bar.

Ate my bangs and called me 'his little snack.'

Drank the whole cooler at the party and cried about it.

Smelled so bad, the paint ran out of the can.

Loves hair like it's his favorite food. Drinks Budweiser like it's a religion. Smells like a paint can that got hit by a skunk.

Ate my headband and said it was 'a spiritual experience.'

Drank the entire bottle in one go and fell over.

Smelled so bad, the paint started crying.