painted turtle

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the turtles that look like they got beat up by a crayon box, but still the most legendary ones.

Just saw a painted turtle and it was like watching a crayon fight a pencil.

My friend tried to draw one and cried because it looked like a disaster.

That turtle got painted so bad it’s famous now.

turtles that look like they were dipped in glitter and then cursed by a rainbow.

I saw a painted turtle and it was like the universe exploded in color.

My dog tried to eat one and got glitter everywhere.

That turtle is so colorful, it’s probably magical.

the turtles that look like they were kicked out of a paint store and never came back.

That painted turtle was so messy, I thought it was covered in poop.

My teacher drew one on the board and it looked like a mess.

They painted that turtle so bad, it got its own Twitter.